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Funny Football Quotes and Beautiful Women

November 6th, 2007 by Ed Harrison · 8 Comments

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Who’s this beautiful actress - my favorite - who grew up in poverty in Kentucky

Funny Football Quotes

Here’s some funny quotes that will help lighten up the day - which we all need at times :D

“‘If you can’t stand the heat in the dressing room, get out of the kitchen.” - Terry Venables

“”You’ll be hoping that this run of injuries will stop earlier than it started.” - Andrew Gidley

“The boys’ feet have been up in the clouds since the win.” - Alan Buckley

“This will be their 19th consecutive game without a win unless they can get an equaliser.” - Alan Green

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Yesterday’s beautiful woman was American actress Grace Kelly, Princess of Monaco

Comments welcome.

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8 responses so far ↓

  • 1 indian toon // Nov 6, 2007 at 13:30

    ashley judd.

  • 2 indian toon // Nov 6, 2007 at 13:39

    u r fav eh ed.. neat choice.. seems u ve a liking for younger and hard working women… cool..

  • 3 Craig Allen // Nov 6, 2007 at 13:51

    oh wow

    i’ve always had a thing for her - just wish she’d accept it ;-)

  • 4 indian toon // Nov 6, 2007 at 13:55

    kentucky.. reminds me of kentucky fried chicken… no wonder she’s damn tasty…!!

  • 5 Bill F // Nov 6, 2007 at 16:01

    Very , very nice but who or what is Bocephus.

    Craig a pile of cash would possibly help your cause, otherwise you continue to dream like the rest of us. :)

  • 6 Bobby Ollox // Nov 6, 2007 at 16:07

    Bocephus - the nickname of Hank Williams Jr as given by his father errr Hank Williams senior.
    apparently.

  • 7 Leo // Nov 7, 2007 at 0:53

    where is poverty in kentucky? lol. am just kidding.

    good on the lass.

  • 8 Tripp // Nov 7, 2007 at 18:18

    leo, it’s everywhere you look ;)










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