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Funny Football Quotes and Beautiful Women

November 16th, 2007 by Ed Harrison · 20 Comments

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Who’s this beautiful actress - born in Treboeth, Swansea, Wales - one of my favorites

Funny Football Quotes

Here’s some funny quotes that will help lighten up the day - today all from our very own Bobby Robson :D

“If we start counting our chickens before they hatch, they won’t lay any eggs in the basket.”

“I do want to play the short ball and I do want to play the long ball. I think long and short balls is what football is all about.”

“I’m not going to look beyond the semi-final - but I would love to lead Newcastle out at the final.”

“He’s got his legs back, of course, or his leg - he’s always had one but now he’s got two.”

“I said to the lads at halftime, I said, there was nothing to say.”

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Yesterday’s beautiful woman was of course American actress Rene Zellweger

Comments welcome.

Tags: FootBall Quotes · Newcastle News










20 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Tom_Toon // Nov 16, 2007 at 13:55

    One of mine to Ed, Absolute beaut.

  • 2 Hammy // Nov 16, 2007 at 14:03

    FAB……..FCUK KNOWS WHAT SHE’S DOING WITH THAT GERIATRIC
    MICHAEL DOUGLAS……….SHE MUST DO ALL THE WORK…..

  • 3 Hammy // Nov 16, 2007 at 14:03

    around the house that is…..

  • 4 Bill f // Nov 16, 2007 at 15:10

    You could be in there Ed she goes for the very mature man especially if you have a big stash.

  • 5 ChrisM // Nov 16, 2007 at 15:27

    Now you’re talking. Having atommy-tank under me work desk right now………oops i’ve popped.

  • 6 Dingo // Nov 16, 2007 at 16:09

    shes the female Wayne Rooney…. (grandad shagger) still I’d like to see her ‘Darling Buds’

  • 7 Ed Harrison // Nov 16, 2007 at 16:21

    Bill F - very mature or just mature? :D

  • 8 Ed Harrison // Nov 16, 2007 at 16:22

    I think she goes for mature with cash -= I only qualify for first one - unfortunately.

  • 9 Bill f // Nov 16, 2007 at 16:26

    Ed did I mention cash! ;)

  • 10 steve // Nov 16, 2007 at 16:45

    Yup, shes a beauty

    @Ed - you can put up as many pictures of Renee as you want, she’s still a skinny minger :-)

  • 11 Leo // Nov 16, 2007 at 20:40

    my fav also, she is defo beautiful. michael owen has a thigh strain, ffs!!!

  • 12 dougnufc // Nov 17, 2007 at 5:35

    whats her name?

  • 13 Ed Harrison // Nov 17, 2007 at 10:44

    The Newcastle United Blog will be off the air for a little while. We have been trying to change servers and it’s taking some time to get everything done.
    Not sure how long this will take but we’ll be up just as soon as we can.
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  • 14 Bill f // Nov 17, 2007 at 15:56

    Catherine Zeta Jones or Mrs. Douglas.

  • 15 Ed Harrison // Nov 17, 2007 at 21:58

    Correct

  • 16 Geordie // Nov 17, 2007 at 22:20

    If in doubt Ed, post more pics of Renee and im sure eventually she could look acceptable.
    As for Catherine, she’s married well!

  • 17 Bill f // Nov 18, 2007 at 2:22

    Geordie I think you left a th from the end of you last sentence.

  • 18 Catherine Zeta Douglas // Nov 18, 2007 at 12:27

    First of all I did not marry Michael for money, I am a highly successful actress and have made more than enough in my own right.

    Secondly I would doubt if any of you sad losers are any where near as good as Michael in the bedroom. If you were half as good you would be awesome so you can stick that up your Northumbrian Pipes, oh you probably do.

    Thirdly Cardiff is twice the team your lot is, at least they do not have delusions of grandeur.

  • 19 scotty // Nov 18, 2007 at 19:31

    I’d stick it reet up a back passage!!! As for Bridgette Jones - nowt special, she justs looks dirty.

  • 20 Bill f // Nov 19, 2007 at 17:09

    Blimey Ed, first Liz Taylor now Catherine Zeta Jones, you are getting all of the classy women reading your blog. Do you live in Hollywood and mingle with the stars.










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