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Funny Football Quotes and Beautiful Woman

December 8th, 2007 by Ed Harrison · 3 Comments

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Who’s this beautiful actress - born in South Africa?

Funny Football Quotes

Here’s some funny quotes that will help lighten up the day - which we all need at times :D

“I’d rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd.” - Johnny Giles

“If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing.” - Terry Venables

“We actually got the winner three minutes from the end but then they equalized.” - Ian McNail

“Such a positive move by Uruguay - bringing 2 players off and putting 2 players on.” - John Helm

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Our previous beautiful woman was English Actress, Tara Fitzgerald

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3 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Doctapaul // Dec 8, 2007 at 4:28

    The night before I was married. My wife, friends and I were waiting in the lobby, by the lift, for my beautiful Irish mother in law to-be, Breda.

    The lift stops and out walks Les Ferdinand and David Ginola who both turn to ensure Breda gets out safely. Ginola keeps his hand on the door whilst Les awaits courteously.

    Out of the elevator she proceeds and passing, turns to Ginola and Ferdy saying “thank you”. They smile back and bow their heads ever so slightly. Breda walks a few feet , where we are standing agog. Smiling serenely she says loudly: “Oh, he’s a nice boy and he’s very good looking!”.

    My wife simply replies “Which is which?”

  • 2 indian toon // Dec 8, 2007 at 7:19

    the night before u married your wife was u r fiance rt!!!? realtions are so confusing nowadays.!

  • 3 Doctapaul // Dec 9, 2007 at 8:50

    oops….lol










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