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Newcastle Transfers LATEST - Comments and Opinions
Thursday January 31st, 2008 by Ed Harrison· 941 Comments
Tags: Transfer News and Rumours · Newcastle News
941 responses so far ↓
1 Taiwan Toon // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:10
nothing is happening…
2 Neil // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:11
piss flaps
3 figsdad // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:11
Deco could arrive….
4 Ally // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:13
A few txts on bbc quoting the likes of Brown, Crouch, and even Deco
a more realistic option could be Van Buyten, or even a loan from Lazio
5 ToonKing // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:13
“Please leave comments and opinions etc - in this article - about all that happens from now - for the next 4 hours until midnight and the transfer window ends.”
This will be a short thread…………….
6 martins9 // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:14
why do people think we will get midfielder in,we let a defender go so shawly that means we are after a defender no?
7 Penalty-Spot // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:14
Global Climate Change is definately happening.
8 nufctj // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:15
keegan and the famous three!
just had to say it again..lo fookin l
9 Kevin // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:16
Looks like Ed wants to go night-night.
Just jokin’ Ed!
Let’s go King Kev- bring us somebody world class so we can all sleep well tonight….
My cousin’s girlfriend’s uncles’ dog’s mother’s owner’s janitor used to clean toilets for Chris Mort’s mate’s wife and according to him, Ronaldo from Man Utd for 3mil.
10 Penalty-Spot // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:17
11 ToonKing // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:17
i heard that ……………………..ohh fook it, i don’t even have the energy to mess with your mind…..
12 Keltik // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:17
‘Global Climate Change is definately happening.’ - yup but its definately not man made!
im thinking about forgetting about it until 12:10am.
….but can i????
13 toonfan1 // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:18
i dont know what every one was expecting from today. Keegan said it was unlikely that new faces are going to appear before the transfer window so i did expect no players. maybe one face but doubt it
14 BristolMag // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:18
Rozenhal is off to Lazio:
Defender David Rozehnal has left Newcastle United on loan just seven months after arriving at St James’ Park.
The unsettled Czech international has agreed a deal to join Italian side Lazio until the end of the season.
David Rozehnal Newcastle United 2007/08 profile size
DAVID ROZEHNAL
Rozehnal made 25 appearances for the Magpies after being brought to the club in the summer from Paris St Germain by former manager Sam Allardyce.
However, the 27-year-old had been employed as a makeshift midfielder following Kevin Keegan return as manager earlier this month and his agent claimed that prompted him to consider his options.
“David Rozehnal joined Newcastle only last summer but has not been playing in his position in defence,” his representative Pavel Zika was quoted as saying.
“The Lazio offer came shortly before the transfer deadline, but we managed to finish the deal.”
15 iain // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:19
must be getting someone if roz has gone.
then again you never know with our club do you.
still wouldnt be surprised if we did something daft like sell milner to fund a bid for barnes and alvaro.
16 Keltik // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:19
your about an hour late Bristol mag.
get with the programme.
17 Tom_Toon // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:19
Newcastle have signed two young tunisian’s at the recommendation of Tom_Toon!
18 neil09 // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:19
As we’re in for a quiet night. ..All PE teachers and lollipopmen are paedophiles. Discuss.
19 millepede // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:20
starting to think ive got more money than mike ashley
20 Penalty-Spot // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:21
toonfan1: I expected maybe a couple of youngsters. Perhaps a loan, nowt much more.
21 Nev // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:21
LOL at tom_toon
tbh dos santos would of been a good signing … about 3 years ago … hes poo now lol
22 millepede // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:21
especially the ones that used to teach swimming - walking in and out of the changing rooms like it was normal - what was that about
23 cooldj // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:21
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IMtDwQzP9k
24 Penalty-Spot // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:21
Well done tom Toon, I’m sure with your skills they’ll fit right in
25 Black and White Blood // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:23
I wonder if there has been any sounding out regarding Pandev..! Would be good…
…How big is our squad at the moment..?
26 jimmer // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:23
and geography teachers too.
27 Hammy // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:23
Hallo…a big black Jag has just pulled up.
Have we signed The Equaliser or what?
You younger folks might need to google that one…….
28 Tom_Toon // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:23
I got skillllllllllllllllllzz
29 Penalty-Spot // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:24
B&WB not massive I reckon, small enough to try a few youngsters out before seasons end!
30 Hammy // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:24
Nah…it’s just Mort and a couple of “heavies”
31 ToonKing // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:24
“millepede — starting to think ive got more money than mike ashley”
hahhahahahahh that’s some funny shit right there mate ROFL
32 toonfan1 // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:24
i think one youngster is in the bag penalty spot. the italian lad cant remember his name but aint official on the club website.
33 scott9 // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:26
i wonder if that alvaro is coming if we have let rozenhal go bit i cant say im really bothered if im onest team for rest of the season if barton can play should be.
given
beye faye taylor enrique
duff emre barton zog
oba owen
34 nufctj // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:26
yes! two young Tunisians!
akmaba dylatata
and filindo ilwondoso
both gk’s
35 ToonRich // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:26
As SSN say, any club making last ditch signings will need to be making their final moves by at least 22:30, or they’ll run out of time to get the nessasseries(sp) done i.e medical, personal terms…
Who could we get at such short notice? Unless they already have them hidden away for the day
Wishful thinkin eh!! lol
36 Tom_Toon // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:28
3 young tunisians who will all be future african players of the year siultaenously:
Ali Nafkha
Yassine Chikhaoui
Amine Chermiti
37 paddyq // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:28
barnes has signed
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giles_barnes
38 Black and White Blood // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:28
@PS….
As long as we are not in the fight for the drop - Good idea, lets start looking at the young ones this season! KK will then know what he needs to buy during the summer!!
39 nufctj // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:28
see them on youtube now!
the two young Tunisians!
akmaba dylatata
and filindo ilwondoso
both gk’s
http://www.youtube.co.uk/nufc_african_gks
40 Tom_Toon // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:29
BREAKING NEWS:
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ronaldinho, Kaka, Ronaldo, Berbatov, Messi and Pato have all just signed for 50p and a tin of Butchers Best.
41 joel // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:29
everyone we have just signed giles barnes yyyyyyyeeeeehhhhhhhh http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giles_Barnes
look woooooooohhhhhhhhhh i love newcastle till i die
42 Graham // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:29
Cooldj - class video!
43 Jeremy9 // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:30
Seriously, we’re not going to sign anyone? Because of money or because no one wants to come here?? Regardless it sucks.
44 Tom_Toon // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:30
ahahahahba Wikipedia
45 Nev // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:30
and which one of you lot wrote that on the reliable sourse of infomation that is wikipedia ?
46 Graham // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:30
Butchers best - thats shite!
47 Ant NUFC // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:30
Why is everyone suprised by Roz going?
We’ve got Kevin Keagan, we don’t need defenders!
48 joel // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:30
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giles_Barnes everyone have a look ,who think i am a good reseacher?
49 Hadrian // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:31
are we the only club not to have added to the first team this window ?
50 ToonRich // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:31
Joel/paddyq…do you really believe we’d get Barnes for £3.5m!!! Get real.
51 Tom_Toon // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:31
i think yer a good editor!
52 Andy1 // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:31
Wikipedia - Don’t be stupid!!
53 Mehzeb // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:31
Ant NUFC, good one!
54 lee // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:32
lol deco to arrive good ridance from rozehnal( iknow harsh) could any1 tell me about aor new young starlet
55 Black and White Blood // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:33
@Tom_Toon - How would you really feel if we signed Chikhaoui…? Are you his agent, be honest..?
Would be an excellent player for us though I agree - Fingers crossed buddy!
56 paddyq // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:34
whatever wiki says is always true…
not really though, seems like a load of bull. joel, do u work for wiki or what?
57 martins9 // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:34
why does every one want barnes i saw portsmouth play derby when pompey won 3-1 and he was shoking i know hes young but couldnt realy see any potential there.P.s im a newcastle fan in portsmouth and travel to all newcastle games in london and dwn south newcastle bit far to drive every couple of weeks
58 cooldj // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:35
cheers graham-the funniest i’ve seen in a long long time!
huys i also love the wiki article-if only it were true.
the other day one of my friends went on and it said:
“Julius Ceaser was fkin 9ay”
harsh but classic.
59 Mehzeb // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:35
Wikipedia can be edited by anyone, and everyone. Please don’t take it seriously.
60 Nicci // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:36
don’t panic everyone, things will come good. I have total faith in Keegan and co.
61 Tom_Toon // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:36
B&WB - Probably get a raging boner and then tell you all about it, ahahaha
62 thelongshanks // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:37
We have to be signing someone,keegan wants to excite the fans and 1 top signing cud change the moral and get us up the table.
on the story roz gone,i wonder does keegan think tozer and kadar can fill the void,interesting!
63 cooldj // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:38
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giles_barnes
ITS CHANGED. AHAHAHAHA. we bought him for £2.50
64 tony // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:39
has big ash got some money or has he bluffed his way into newcastle come on ashley its like trying to get money off our lass spend spend spend
65 Tom_Toon // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:39
i got a feeling scott brown will be signing, watch this space!
66 Hammy // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:40
Something for our younger bloggers…quite funny if you ain’t seen it already….
http://www.funny-videos.co.uk/videoboropostmanpatvid.html
67 Ant NUFC // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:40
I live in Derby and Giles Barnes is tripe! He is an average player in a terrible team. Being the best from that crock of shit does not make you talented.
We’d be far better off with our current crop of youngsters, building them into the players our club needs.
68 Mehzeb // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:41
Tom_Toon, I thought Celtic issued a “not for sale” statement about Scott Brown yesterday… how do you think the deal will go through after that?
69 cooldj // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:41
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kak%C3%A1
we signed someone else too…
70 cooldj // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:42
yep we got KAKA
71 tommyy // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:42
LOL gay Tunisian police officer.
72 thelongshanks // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:43
Scott brown would be a good signing,but is he not a striker?
73 Mehzeb // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:43
cooldj, would you please stop doing that. It makes the club and it’s supporters look ridiculous. It was funny for a while, but now it’s bloody annoying.
74 Tom_Toon // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:43
no hes a creative midfielder/right winger, exactly what we need.
75 micky the mole // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:43
doom and gloom in the next few hours zog will b anounced in next 30 mins mark my words
76 Mehzeb // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:44
thelongshanks, Scott Brown is a central midfielder.
77 Penalty-Spot // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:44
Chill Mezheb, there’s nowt else happening. Now if we’d signed kaka…….
78 keegans_perm // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:44
Magpies land Italian starlet
http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11678_3096567,00.html
79 Nev // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:44
quite mackam!
80 Ally // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:45
where did u get that from micky the mole
81 Hadrian // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:45
lol , zog out and no players in and keegan would have more than a handfull of punters on the the steps of sjp , and mike ashley certainly wouldnt be sitting with the fan’s again .
82 Jay2Jai // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:45
Kalouda not joining the club as we couldn’t agree a deal in time.
83 Tom_Toon // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:45
rumours circulating everywhere bout scott brown!!!!!!!!!!
84 Scottyt // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:45
neil 09 - uve been watchin mock the week gd on ya
lol frankie boyle what a legend, anyways transfers … well thats it for me… 
85 thelongshanks // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:45
Good for me,bring him in.
86 Mehzeb // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:46
Penalty-Spot, yes, IF we’d signed him, we’d probably be moving up atleast 3 places in the next four weeks. That’s about it. Then, we’d go back to our comfy 12th position, and Kaka can make a short journey to any one of the top clubs in Europe.
87 joel // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:46
how when i went on wikipedia it was like that,that we had signed giles barnes
88 The black in the blacknwhite // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:47
mmmm
its bin a tough 2 weeks- but hey Faye and Beye are back
Roz- i think honestly he was a liablity, most of the defencive mistakes came from him (cacapa 2nd) and the game against stoke, wow! he lost the ball, miss passed it fouled- i liked him, but the premisership seemed a bit to fast for him
wont be surprised if no one comes tonight, not realy bothered, we need to consolidate, look at what we have- (F***ing survive this season!! DAMN YOU SAM
89 toonfan1 // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:48
http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,12876_3097715,00.html the young czech lad couldnt be signed
90 cooldj // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:48
OI MENZEB IT’S NOT ME. I’M GETTING IT FROM THE BBC. MY INTERNET WONT ALLOW ME TO EDIT WIKI.
feel free to apologize.
91 Tom4NUFC // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:48
The young cech player kalouda, deal has fallen through im sad, he would have been great.
92 Penalty-Spot // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:48
Mehzeb, too true, it’d be a good four weeks though
93 Mehzeb // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:48
More “funny” antics of our friends here. Don’t trust wikipedia. Ever.
94 Nev // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:49
joel - anyone can write whatever they want on wikipedia … i can go on now and write that nial quinn took maddy mccan if i wanted !
95 Mehzeb // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:49
NEWCASTLE FAIL IN KALOUDA BID
http://www.football365.com/story/0,17033,8701_3097743,00.html
Something to be cheery about!
96 scott9 // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:49
were are these rumours about scott brown wake up tom toon and stop dreaming
97 Tom_Toon // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:50
scotty9 - trust me
98 Mehzeb // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:50
cooldj, I apologize.
99 The black in the blacknwhite // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:50
Italy Under 18- International star Fabio Zamblera has signed a 4 and a half year deal for Newcastle United, making him Kevin Keegan and Dennis Wise’s first signing for the club. Newcastle’s new Technical Director Jeff Vetere played a huge part in securing the deal. Atlanta’s 17 year old, 6ft 3in striker, has agreed personal terms with the club and passed a medical.
Zamblera never made a 1st team appearence for Atlanta but comes highly recommended by talent scouts who specialise in young emerging players.
If reports are to be believed then the club have managed to secure the 4 and a half year deal for a fee of £300,000.
100 mark // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:51
GET IN!!! KAKA AND BARNES!!
Really though, we wont sign anybody, we have failed for about 5 people.
Woodgate - went to spurs
Barnes - MA is too tight
Kalouda - MA is too tight
Alvaro - Levante bloke said we couldnt agree compensation with them to give to him. Or something like that.
Defoe. - snubbed us.
101 Mehzeb // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:51
Give us a link, Tom_Toon. Let us see for ourselves where these Scott Brown rumours are actually coming from…
102 Tom_Toon // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:53
dunno just so many people are saying it, no official news reports yet
103 Hammy // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:53
oooooohhhh…
104 Tom_Toon // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:54
oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……….ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
dont worry me and hammy arent in the same room.
105 Mehzeb // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:54
Tom_Toon: dunno just so many people are saying it, no official news reports yet
Translates to:
No evidence, it’s just a feeling that I have.
106 Tom_Toon // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:55
I have a gut feeling that we will sign a first team player tonight.
107 Penalty-Spot // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:55
Black in B&W ed got there first http://nufcblog.com/2008/01/31/transfer-news/newcastle-complete-signing-of-zamblera/#more-5386 Good News though, it might be all we get! (sorry B&W Blood)
108 Hammy // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:56
Not any more anyway……
109 Anon // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:56
We copuldnt get Kalouda deal done in time as we were chasing Dennis Wise!!!
The F***as in charge are all W*nkers!!!!!!
Same old same old!!!
110 Hammy // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:57
Helicopter hovering above St James……..
111 Kris // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:58
I have faith tom ,why everyone so miserable tonight come on lads were used to these hard times !
112 cooldj // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:59
thank you menzeb. thanks you
113 Hammy // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:59
getting lower……
114 micepie // Jan 31, 2008 at 20:59
Er…………okay…………. from BBC rumours page “In light of David Rozenhal’s move to Lazio, Newcastle will now sign Wes Brown for £5m with Nani also going to Newcastle on loan.”
Anonymous, via text
Just someone’s text, tis all. Brown would be great. I think that Fergie would release him for 5M but not sure W.B would want to sign. As for Nani, that’s a “dream on” situation anyway.
I can’t believe I even took any notice of a text!!
Anyway, it is far more important that KK gets the best out of what we currently have than signing any new players just yet.
115 cooldj // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:00
right i’m gonna watch the film i want candy (with carmen electra
) but i’ll be back every 10 mins or so…perhaps you guys could team together and prepare something for when i post my comment:
“i’m back”… but maybe that’s too much to ask.
116 Penalty-Spot // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:00
what’s the chopper doing now Hammy? Opened fire yet?
117 Hammy // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:00
fook me it’s crashed!!!!
118 scottish mag // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:00
with lazio gettin roz maybe newcastle are talkin to them about pandev comin this way on loan
119 Black and White Blood // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:01
@Hammy - Yeah the POLICE, you seen that area….lol…!
120 Penalty-Spot // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:01
I bet deco was on that b@stard chopper.
121 Prawn Sandwich Brigadier // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:02
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Oliver
122 dingo // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:02
@ Hammy……. its probably MO on his way back to liverpool
123 CJ // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:02
1 decent transfer today boys Rozenhal out he was absolutely shite the worst defender at the club behind Peter Ramage.
124 dingo // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:02
bloody hell 15 responses as i wrote mine… i must have phat fingers
125 Warwick Hunt // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:03
Hammy.
Its the Police looking for FFS.
126 ToonKing // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:03
just got home and saw that Kalouda snubbed us too
. gutted, he was a real prospect. Now other clubs will scout him and he will go to some big ass club. crap.
I;m getting the feeling the MA is not going to splash the cash……. we can forget about those 30M-50M transfer kitties. He want’s to be Arsenal, save the cash and wait and hope that these cheap youngsters will develop superstars…… crap and double crap..
127 Tom_Toon // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:04
The chopper is going to be there forthe next year incase someone tries to gun down oba again!
128 CJ // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:04
Has anyone heard anymore about this Alvaro he said he was under going a medical today so surely he must be signing today if every thing goes right.
129 Tigerboo // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:04
OK…JUST REMEMBER WHERE YOU HEARD IT FIRST…
We’ve let Roz go because Sol will sign before midnight. Just wait…
130 Hammy // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:05
It’s blue….so it’s either the cops or one from Chelsea!!!
131 Phani Tikkala // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:06
CJ.
Alvaro ain’t coming.
132 ToonKing // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:06
who cares about Alvaro CJ, he’s absolute shite………
133 Mehzeb // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:06
A sad, and funny message on BBC:
“Two weeks back I explained to the missus why it was great King Kev was back at Newcastle, she was enthralled. Tonight she can’t understand why I’m not having dinner.”
Andy, via text
134 CJ // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:06
It’s Freddie Shephard running the streets stark bollock naked looking for Mike Ashley.
135 Tom_Toon // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:06
The A-Team got a new chopper, i hear Mr-T is coming in to beef up our midfield.
136 Hammy // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:07
Hmmmnnn there are a few cars coming in now…
137 jimmer // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:08
when the players get a medical, do they get the full finger up the arse treatment?
138 CJ // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:08
Phani- Is it certain that he isn’t coming i haven’t seen him play but he can’t be worse than Rozenhal.
139 ToonKing // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:08
well at least our women are through to the quarter-finals of the FA. Guess i’m goona go see them, who knows maybe i’ll see a few tits popping out……..
140 Hadrian // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:08
you live opposite darnsley ?
141 Prawn Sandwich Brigadier // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:08
oooooooooooooooooooooooooohhh. I say
142 Knypzya Knypols // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:08
Hammy
If you see ropes dangling down and Men dressed in black with Gas masks on, deny everything.
Remember deny, deny, deny.
143 Savic Vladimir // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:08
Ed,
Remove Rozehnal picture from banner…
144 dingo // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:08
i think its just drop n cough jimner
145 Gallacher_the_Horse // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:09
If the helicopter was blue it might be Abramovitch’s and he and Grant are dropping off their latest batch of rejects, along the lines of Parker, Duff, Babayaro, Geremi…
146 Prawn Sandwich Brigadier // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:09
Jimmer. Just in the Strawberry after 12
147 CJ // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:10
Jimmer- If they do get the full finger treatment Mido must love it up the shitta.
148 joel // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:10
lads lets not talk about b u l l s h i t like helicopters crashing! but let talk about players we want
149 Hammy // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:11
Knypzya Knypols …
it’s o.k it’s gone now, probably Barton’s parole team……thanks for the tip though…
150 cooldj // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:11
“i’m back,” he said optimistically.
151 Phani Tikkala // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:11
CJ.
Yeah its official his club have stated that there has been no more contact other than an offer made via email.
152 Penalty-Spot // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:11
Joel’s getting pissed!
153 Tom_Toon // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:11
BREAKING NEWS!
I just spilt curry over my trousers, korma and tikka
154 Prawn Sandwich Brigadier // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:11
Never mind the ballacks
155 ToonKing // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:12
i’m off to watch a few episodes of Family Guy. i have 3 hours to blow…….
156 Hammy // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:12
Signing the guys we want i s n t BULLSHIT?
157 Hadrian // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:12
BREAKING WIND!!
always get’s her kicked out of the bed .
158 cooldj // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:13
lol family guy-my favourite.
btw i’m going back to this film though it better get better soon!!!
159 Ian B // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:13
I don’t think there’s any evidence that the lack of transfers are down to Ashley holding the purse strings. Mainly KK arrivin too late and with too little knowledge of who was out there.
Ian
160 Hammy // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:13
Tom save the Tikka, not keen on Korma…
161 Kris // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:13
Anybody else on this forum a billionere ? didnt think so, big mike know exacly what he”s doing we have faith in keegan lets have faith in ashley
162 Tom_Toon // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:14
ill dilute it down and ring it out for you hammy!
163 Gallacher_the_Horse // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:15
I’m a Zibabwean dollar billionaire, does that help? I could sign Tom_Toon’s cat to replace Viduka in his role of keeping the bench warm
164 Hammy // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:15
Rangers sign Steve Davis….isn’t he in his 50’s?
165 Tom_Toon // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:15
Kris - Im a billionaire ive just signed Chikhaoui, Nafkha and Chermiti to play my cat in the back garden, 2 v 2.
166 Hammy // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:16
Cheers..
167 Penalty-Spot // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:16
Kris, I’m loaded me, just tight.
168 Hadrian // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:16
jiminez and vetere have knew they were comming in for a while now . you would have expected them to push through some signings they had in mind .
169 Prawn Sandwich Brigadier // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:16
Gherkins? Do me a favour. I take them out of me burger and toss then on the ground in Norhumberland Street. I’m wild me.
170 ToonKing // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:18
Nafka??? you tunisian Tom_Toon ?? he isn’t even that good.
171 Keltik // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:19
their will be an announcement made at midnight toight! im sure of it! still nothing about italian 17 y/o on nufc.co.uk!!!!!
trust meh!
172 Reading Mag // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:19
Any one seen “My name is Earl”Funny as fcuk
173 Tom_Toon // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:19
Ino hes not the best but hes a midfielder!
Chermiti is fookin quality as with chikhaoui
no im part portuguese part english
174 Keltik // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:21
i tell you, that all of you will be witness to Mike Ashleys profligacy at midnight tonight! mark my words!!
175 Penalty-Spot // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:22
If it helps the whole of the premiership seems pretty quiet. I don’t think defoe is done and dusted yet either?
176 Gallacher_the_Horse // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:23
Face it guys and girls, Chris M. doesn’t talk to the media, Mike A won’t talk to it and KK is probably asleep in a lay-by somewhere, so we won’t be finding out anything from those sources. Can’t think of the last time the papers or t.v. got anything correct about what we as a club are doing.
Personally, I’m glad stuff they put out is just plain made up about us as eventually the papers and Sky should get fed up with being made to look the idiots they are instead of parading around as if they are the fonts of all knowledge.
177 Toony // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:23
Apparently we are going to pay £5 million for M O’s heart. That helicopter is on its way to Anfield now to pick it up!!!!!!
178 I Shy Ty // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:23
I live Scotwood since me too. Follow toon so sad. We like nice post office. Bad boys burn it down. Choppers and coppers come. Now I 62 and need post office.
179 heads23552 // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:23
Its looking obvious to me we have a complete change regarding the direction of the club. No panic buys, bring in good young players. I dont think we will ever see the big buys again.
We are going the long.slow and to us geordies the boring route. But if it wins a cup!!!
180 ronaldeano // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:23
Why no big signings? i just cant belive it, Roz goes out, and NO first team players are comin in. COME ON NUFC, WE NEED A FOOKIN LIFT MAN!!!!
181 Kris // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:24
few confident people now
182 ToonKing // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:24
hey i’ve just seen a guy who looks like Pandev appear in a Family Guy episode——–a sign surely….
183 cooldj // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:25
hey ed,
whats the most amount of comments on one article?
184 scott9 // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:25
no news gutted cant say i expected an but u always have a little bit of hope but that has definatley left me now
185 Pollock // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:26
Cuellar from rangers is the latest rumour
186 cooldj // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:26
yes toon king but did you also receive a birthday telegram from zindene zidane?
187 scott9 // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:26
what the bloody hell happen to the pandev thing
188 Tom_Toon // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:26
cooldj i remeber about 250 a few weeks ago
189 ToonKing // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:26
come on scott9 still 2 1/2 hours to go..
190 C // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:27
17 year old swedish goalkeeper Ole Söderberg from Häcken is signed by Newcastle.
“Though we are very sad to be loosing one of swedens most promosing goalkeeping talents, are we convinced that newcastle is the best option” said by
Häckens director of football Dennis Andersson. This is reported in Swedish press today.
191 Smells like Ghoti // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:27
i recjon the chopper was carrying BSA’s larder and it crashed cos it couldn’t manage the weight
192 Kris // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:27
Anyone see if the office lights are still on in st james ?
193 I Shy Ty // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:27
I’m eating a bag of crisps. One of the crisps has a shape on it that looks exactly like a tatty. Is that a sign?
194 Penalty-Spot // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:27
I’m off to bed. Good luck guys I bloody well hope we get the news you’re waiting for. 2 1/2 hrs to go…….
195 Toony // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:28
Ronaldeano Roz has only gone on loan and we have Beye and Faye returning from Africa now that Senegal are out….do we really need cover in that position. It would not surprise me if we dont get a replacement.
196 ronaldeano // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:29
They cant use the phreze ” we were unlucky not to sign a midfielder in January” if we are in a dogfight at the end of the season. No midfield = not many goals. Im a little worried me like!
197 Howie // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:29
nothing will happen on our front. to be honest i would rather we brought no one in then alvaro
198 Smells like Ghoti // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:29
i shy, funny i’m eating hula hoops an all i see is fat zeros
199 Kris // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:29
boateng if anyone,mike knows a few people at spurs he”the only real option
200 Tom_Toon // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:29
My curry stain on my trousers looks like zidane, kaka, ronaldo, messi and ronaldinho standing in a line in toon shirts!
201 I Shy Ty // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:30
I’m away to the bog. I hope I get the news I’m waiting for.
202 scott9 // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:30
summer signings
van buyten 3m
barnes 3.5m
pandev 11.2m
bridge/shorey 5-6m
park ji sung 4m
top cb-10m
toulalon-8m
there the sort of signings we want to be looking for
203 ronaldeano // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:31
TOONY, I dont mean a defender mate, an attacking midfielder is what we need
204 Toony // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:31
Tom_Toon.
They must be magic mushrooms in that curry mate!
205 Smells like Ghoti // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:31
an me nan bread has a scorch mark of ronaldo. there is hope for us yet!!
206 Howie // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:32
i like morts policy. would have loved to have got kalouda. but think we may have brought in future quality,baheng,kadar,tozer,zamblera and soderberg. dont forget krul aswell coming through
207 Howie // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:33
would still love a creative midfielder though but it aint gonna happen
208 Toony // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:33
Could not agree more ronaldeano!!!
209 Phani Tikkala // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:33
I’ve just had a Pizza does that mean we’re going to get a spotty teenage Italian?
Shit the missus is eating fish and chips, we’re keeping viduka.
210 Hammy // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:34
Some lights on in the financial wing of St James’s
Most posts I’ve seen is over 300 last transfer deadline, looks like we’ll beat that….
211 C // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:34
Ole Söderberg who turns 18 in the summer is 193 cm (no idea what that is in inches) was discoverd by newcastle during a Sweden U16 match.
Read in swedish newspaper Aftonbladet.
212 ronaldeano // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:34
Thing is Howie, it SHOULD happen. We have Emre that can make things happen, but nobody elce
213 Nev // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:35
SSN says new director or somone has said they expect no last minute deals at newcastle
i imagine thats off vetre or jimenez
214 I Shy Ty // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:35
@Ghoti. I’ve just left skid marks. Domestos was left back.
215 Soren // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:35
As C said, Newcastle have signed 17-year old keeper Ole Söderberg from BK Häcken.
Confirmed on Häckens own website.
http://www.bkhacken.se/News/NewsView.aspx?newsId=3814&internalTeamIds=
216 martins9 // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:35
guy just said on ssn that one of the press office they dont expect nothing to happen 2nite.great.Its going to be a lng 2nd half to season
217 Scott // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:35
I’ll be gutted if we dont get any1 in
218 wiseman // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:36
you have good eyes hammy, you are nowhere near st james park you plonker
219 Hammy // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:36
Just seen a red triangle with “Give Way” in the middle……..is that a sign??
220 I Shy Ty // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:37
Hacken the mackem. Bring on the cracken
221 ronaldeano // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:37
We need to start scoring goals on a regular basis, but thats not going to happen unless we create chances. Got nobody to do that tho
222 mark // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:37
Giles Barnes just drove past my house, I ran after him screaming as he went into the curry house, he saw me, dived back into his car shouted f u ck off and off he went. he looked scared. sorry lads. i fu- ck - ed up.
I seriously wonder though, what mort, keegan and co are doing right now? probably watching Coleens real women with my missus.
223 Dazza // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:37
This is nearly as exciting as when I stayed up till midnight to find out that we had signed Olivier Bernard!
224 Smells like Ghoti // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:37
phani, viduka is waiting for the free offer if you can predict the score at marco polo’s. so yer missus’s fish n chips r safe at least til monday
225 cooldj // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:38
a) some people are already talking bout summer transfers!! c’mon have faith.
b) i shy ty. so are you pregnant or not?
226 ToonKing // Jan 31, 2008 at 21:38
@ C , thats 6′ 4″ mate.