Who’s this beautiful actress – an Academy Award winner born in Baytown, Texas
Funny Football Quotes
Here’s some funny quotes that will help lighten up the day – which we all need at times 😀
“When he was dribbling, he used to go through a minefield with his arm, a bit like you go through a supermarket.” – Bobby Robson on Paul Gascoigne
“Until we’re out of the Champions’ League we’re still in it.” – Bobby Robson
“I think in international football you have to be able to handle the ball.” – Glenn Hoddle
“They have won 66 games, and they’ve scored in all of them.” – Brian Moore
Yesterday’s beautiful woman was of course Israeli-American actress Natalie Portman
Comments welcome.
20 comments so far
Chris M
Nov 15, 2007 at 1:23 PM
Comment #1Mediocre
Geordie
Nov 15, 2007 at 1:24 PM
Comment #2Is he having a laugh…Renee!
Bill f
Nov 15, 2007 at 1:39 PM
Comment #3She not bad for a dumpling.
Ed Harrison
Nov 15, 2007 at 2:15 PM
Comment #4OK – take another look.
Chris M
Nov 15, 2007 at 2:23 PM
Comment #5Nee clsoer with me Ed – too skinny. Crap accent and all round tit!
Mind if i lost the house keys she could slip underneath the door and let me in from inside…..now that would be a girlfriend!
steve
Nov 15, 2007 at 4:24 PM
Comment #6I’m with Chris M – skinny minger!
Bill f
Nov 15, 2007 at 4:47 PM
Comment #7She’s OK but not the best you’ve selected for us to drool over. Still can’t understand how she got the bridget Jones part unless she was working behind the scenes with the director. Should have gone to a british lass.
Geordie
Nov 15, 2007 at 5:55 PM
Comment #8She is a hamster. I personally do not find fluffy little animals who amuse themselves by running around wheels all day that sexually arousing.
ToonMongol
Nov 15, 2007 at 6:29 PM
Comment #9Good on ya steve. Ed i wanna see some real juicy fat birds……like Lisa reilly….phwaarr now we’re talking. Got a stottie just thinking aboot it!
ToonMongol
Nov 15, 2007 at 6:37 PM
Comment #10Or maybe a cripple………..stick someone with one eye and nee legs on from the paralympics or summit!
Hammy
Nov 15, 2007 at 6:38 PM
Comment #11ToonMongol
If it’s a juicy fat bird your after why not come round to mine next month on say the 25th? she could do with a right stuffing too……..
ToonMongol
Nov 15, 2007 at 6:38 PM
Comment #12With her flaps oot an all mind!
ToonMongol
Nov 15, 2007 at 6:40 PM
Comment #13Hammy – just give is ye address……..Divnt worry aboot the turkey baster either…..i have a spitting tool of my own to moisten the bird!
DirtyOldMan
Nov 15, 2007 at 6:44 PM
Comment #14I’ve said it once and i’ll say it again ED…….
Never mind any of these woman……stick some lasses with their blits oot, using dildos and genrally being degraded. Cut out the heads of famous women and superimpose them onto the photies……hey presto an increase of at least 1000 readers in a week.
Hammy
Nov 15, 2007 at 6:45 PM
Comment #15F**C ME…it’s Sid the Sexist…I nearly pissed me breeks…
Bill f
Nov 15, 2007 at 8:36 PM
Comment #16Hammy can you really afford a fat juicy bird for the 25th. you must be bl**dy rich.
Hammy
Nov 15, 2007 at 8:55 PM
Comment #17Hi Bill,
You canna go wrong at £40 for the night……
Bill f
Nov 15, 2007 at 8:58 PM
Comment #18Naah, I’ll pass don’t want to be sneezed over.
Bill f
Nov 15, 2007 at 9:13 PM
Comment #19Hammy That dirty old man post has only just showed on my version of blog, I wondered why you had posted the sid the sexist comment. Now I see!!
Ed Harrison
Nov 17, 2007 at 10:48 AM
Comment #20The Newcastle United Blog will be off the air for a little while. We have been trying to change servers and it’s taking some time to get everything done.
Not sure how long this will take but we’ll be up just as soon as we can.
We apologize for this.